Subject For A Thank You Email

mature reflection on language

conversation recorded on the frequency of maritime emergency channel
106 off the coast of Finisterre (Galicia), between Galician and American
October 16, 1997.

English: (background noise) ...
speaks the A-853, please, turns 15 degrees south to avoid collision with
joining us. You are traveling just against us, distance 25 nautical miles
.

Americans: (background noise) ...
we suggest you turn 15 degrees north to avoid collision

Spaniards
Negative. Again, turns 15 degrees south to avoid collision

American: (another voice)
There speaks the captain of a ship of the United States of America. There intimacy
to turn 15 degrees north to avoid collision.

Spaniards
not consider it feasible, it convenient, we suggest you turn
of 15 degrees to avoid colliding with us.

Americans: (annoyed tone)
VI TALK CAPTAIN RICHARD JAMES HOWARD, THE CONTROL OF THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN
, NAVY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP WAR
of the American fleet. Escorted us ARMOURED 2, 6 Destroyers, 5
Crossing, 4 UNDERWATER AND MANY OTHER SHIPS OF SUPPORT. THERE
"Submit" VI "ORDER" TO CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES TO THE NORTH. IN
Otherwise, we will be forced to TAKE THE NECESSARY MEASURES TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS
NAVE.PER PLEASE OBEY IMMEDIATELY
so get out our way!

Spaniards Juan Manuel Salas
We talk Alcantara. We are 2 people. We escort our
dog food, 2 beers and a canary who is sleeping.
We have the support of the radio station "Cadena Dial de La Coruña and the channel 106
maritime emergency. Do not we go anywhere, we are talking about the earth
firm, we are in the spotlight A-853 Finisterra on the coast of Galicia.
we do not have the faintest idea what we place in the ranking of English lighthouses.
You can take the measures deemed appropriate and do whatever the fuck you think
to ensure the safety of your ship of shit that
sfracellerà on the rock. Therefore we insist again and will recommend
do the sensible thing, change your course 15 degrees south to avoid collision
.

Americans:
Well received, thanks ... "
CUBE